Uuuugh my ipod dropped and the screen shattered…

Excuse me while I go cry in a corner

peterspider-manparker:

The avengers and their negative attributes. I know I said I was gonna do fatal flaws, but whatever.

ALSO: BONUS PETER!!!

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puppy-escapades:

My dog Buddy graduated today from obedience school!

Photos from left to right, top to bottom:

1: The beautiful graduation cake!  Dog safe - and really yummy too!

2: My foster dog Charlie (the one in the middle) made a new friend!

3: My first foster ever Jasmine, now Kacie, is also graduating.  After a few sniffs she recognized me :)

4: Graduation box full of dog treats

5: Kacie and Buddy going right at it!

6: My dog Charlie’s konking out on my mom’s lap

It was SUCH a wonderful party.  The dogs all had a great time.  I’m so so so happy I got to see my old foster!  I was worried she wouldn’t recognize me but as soon as she sniffed me a few times she got all wiggly and put her paws up on my shoulders :)

The full album is on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/dynamicdogsnc for anyone interested.

mondirection:

itswongwhenitsright:

myironcage:

luisitoloves:

underwere:

I’m so fucking glad someone had the balls to do this.

THIS IS THE MOST PERFECT POST ON TUMBLR TILL THE END OF ALL TIME FOREVER AMEN

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People should realize that the Bible was written by the hand of man, not God. And while inspiration came in the form of the Holy Spirit, it is still subject to the flaws of humankind.

Hey Pacquiao, what was that about fucking Leviticus?

This is for every person that has used the Bible to tell me that I am going to hell for both liking girls and boys. This is for every person that has said that if I just follow everything the Bible says, I will be saved. This is for every person that has killed in the name of God. This is for every person that has held a picket sign up saying “God hates fags”. This is for every chauvinistic pig that finds himself entitled because he is a man. This is for every fucking rapist who says “she/he was asking for it!”. This is for every Bible-toting, hateful, gay-bashing, motherfuking ASSHOLE that finds himself or herself to be blessed among the rest of the sea of people that are also God’s children. The 10 Commandments and The Golden Rule. Love your neighbor as you love yourself. Love, hope, believe, have faith in the Lord Your God. It can be done. This is how you remain a decent human being. Bless this post.

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Does anyone else suddenly have the urge to find a baby hippo so that you too can be kissed by one??

Does anyone else suddenly have the urge to find a baby hippo so that you too can be kissed by one??

dangurewitch:

It’s fun to check out the Fox News homepage whenever a positive Obama thing happens to see how they’ve made it bad and scary. Today they chose to go with the classic low-angle semi-frown “possibly just admitted to a dirty scandal” face to accompany the news.

dangurewitch:

It’s fun to check out the Fox News homepage whenever a positive Obama thing happens to see how they’ve made it bad and scary. Today they chose to go with the classic low-angle semi-frown “possibly just admitted to a dirty scandal” face to accompany the news.

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under-base:

liebesschmerz:

All the credit goes to my friend who pointed at the poster of Brave and declared ‘Merida must be Clint and Nat’s lovechild.’

Nat’s reaction in this is pretty much mine.

This is perfection

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bee-yoouu:

bemyforeverx3:



 If Barbie was an actual woman, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe.
• Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs.
• At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate.
• If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions.
 • Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”

i’m always reblogging this.


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bee-yoouu:

bemyforeverx3:

 If Barbie was an actual woman, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe.

• Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs.

• At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate.

If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions.

 • Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”

i’m always reblogging this.

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